
Премьеру новой антикризисной программы, подготовленной Театром КВН ДГУ, поклонники Театра ждали с нетерпением. И программа «В бананово-лимонной Украине» оправдала надежды. 21 декабря в Театре им. Горького был аншлаг. Программа была новой и насыщенной. Передать свои ощущения от увиденного на бумаге невозможно, поэтому вам будут вручены тексты песен – и пойте сами! А критиковать программу (не только в вашем исполнении) будут авторы, актёры и друзья Театра КВН ДГУ.
Цитата из песни «Кризис» (на мотив знаменитой песни «Feelings»)
Кризис, в Украине кризис,
В Штатах, в Гондурасе и в других местах.
Бизнес, сел на жопу бизнес —
Вы уж извините-с! − но ведь это так.
Низость, курса гривны низость,
Банков неликвидность, кома ипотек…
Близость! Нас спасёт лишь близость!
Чувствует пусть близость каждый человек!
Традиционная разминка с залом традиционно «порвала» зал:
– Почему программа называется «В бананово-лимонной Украине?»
– У нас страна такая. У одних лимон, у других – банан.
– Ющенко, когда вы поделитесь с народом мёдом?
– Он боится, что у народа слипнется.
– Мы поняли, почему президент не делится с украинским народом мёдом, а почему премьер не делится дешёвым украинским газом?
- В приличном обществе делиться газом некрасиво.
– Почему президент Ющенко, а указания даёт Балога?
– В семье жена всегда главная.
– Почему украинскую ёлку зажигал Санта Клаус?
– Американцы вообще в этом году зажигают.
– Когда упадёт доллар и поднимется гривна?
– У нас всё поднимется, когда появятся свободные экономические эрогенные зоны.
– Как жить красивым девушкам во время кризиса?
– Несколько интенсивнее.
– Вы рассказывали, что нужно делать, чтобы у девушек росли длинные ноги? Как применить этот совет к гривне?
– Ей не нужны длинные ноги. Если они вырастут, гривна вообще убежит из страны.
– Когда кризис закончится?
– Ждать недолго, осталось только ноги протянуть.
Были и номера, ставшие классикой – «Эмманюэль» и «Песня о счастье». После премьеры я пообщалась с непосредственными участниками программы и людьми, которые принимали активное участие в жизни Театра и команды КВН ДГУ.

Вадим Сильничий:
− Было тяжело. Всё новое, новая программа, много информации. Я отвечал за звук и за свет, актёрствовал. Вдвойне сложно. А сейчас пока ощущение пустоты, осознание придёт гораздо позже. Тогда можно будет ставить какие-то акценты. Сейчас у меня в сознании, кроме чёрной дыры, ничего нет.
У меня нет ощущения радости от хорошо сделанной работы. Всегда можно сделать что-то лучше, нужно только понять, как это сделать.
Цитата из «Песни о счастье – 2008»
А знаешь — всё ещё в бубен
Дать хотел бы я кой-каким людям!
Но пока предлагаю без крови –
Мы даём им (жест вверх) 4-5 месяцев.
ЯнвАрь дан им — шоб помирились.
ФеврАль дан — шоб договорились.
Март дан, и апрель дан — как бонусы.
Ну, а дальше — май… дан, соответственно.


Игорь Чернобельский:
Сегодня была молодая, полная сил и улыбок команда, в тёплом зале, который приветствовал её стоя. Это было очень приятно! Понравились свежие номера, которые были для меня новостью, хотя я участвую во внутренней жизни команды. Блестящие шутки «апрель и март – бонусы, а МАЙдан» – это гениально! Потрясающе рассматриваются в новом ракурсе отношения Украины с Россией. Очень хорошее понимание политической ситуации. Хотелось, чтобы наши политики были так же прозорливы, как наши КВНщики. «Песня о счастье» является своего рода флагманом. Песня, которую Александр Васильевич Масляков считает одним из шедевров. Она хранится в анналах большого КВНа. Продолжение «Песни о счастье» говорит о том, что мы живы, что мы будем жить.
Я очень люблю эту команду. С ней связана вся моя жизнь. Я уверен, что эта команда переживёт все кризисы и выдаст чуть более оптимистичную программу.
Евгений Чепурняк:
− Впечатление от премьеры, впечатление от материала? Материал нужно дорабатывать − он очень тонкий! А вообще − ощущение усталости, потому что это тяжёлый труд. Всем спасибо за тяжёлый физический и моральный труд. В диком цейтноте, как всегда. Есть ощущение премьеры − программа сырая.
Леонид Фурсенко, директор театра им. Горького:
− Я хочу поддержать своих актёров, которых в Театре КВН ДГУ уже трое. Встретил за кулисами Николая Филенко во фраке. Я переживаю: «Коля, может быть, тебя куда-то усадить?»
– Пошёл ты на фиг! Я тут работаю!
Я ещё раз хочу поздравить искренне Театр с очередной премьерой. Я эту команду полюбил, когда капитаном был Яков Миносян.


Яков Миносян:
− Радует то, что появилась свежая струя. Придумали с литературной точки зрения много интересных номеров, которые могли украсить что угодно. Тексты на самом деле очень хорошие. Купаешься просто в литературе. Интересные с синтаксической точки зрения находки. Понравился номер «Украина – Россия. Разговор на кухне» − это во всех отношениях получилось во всех отношениях. Понравилась ретроспектива «Песни о счастье», очаровательный Чепурняк. Не совсем драматургически связанный монолог Чепурняка-Вороны. Там очень много сочных интересных слов, аналогий. Вспоминаешь сразу всю историю. Изящная штучка получилась.
Появились свежие нотки, и меня это радует!
Владимир Кольцов:
− Очень сложно говорить о сегодняшней программе, потому что об этом должен говорить зритель. Мы с энтузиазмом готовили эту программу. Я радовался за коллег, которые сделали хорошо. Я выходил в двух номерах – один в дуэте, один сольный. И тот, и другой материалы мне очень нравятся.
– Я в коридорах-кулуарах слышала, что Евгений Гендин не очень хорошо отзывался о сегодняшней игре актёров.
– Евгений Марксович небезразличный человек, он переживал. Мы все разные и по-разному свои эмоции выказываем. Он такой! Я с ним могу быть не согласным, вы с ним можете быть не согласной, зритель может быть с ним не согласен. Но он такой! Такой человек нужен. Если бы всё было хорошо – болото было бы. А так − жизнь бурлит.


Вадим Почуев:
– Какие впечатления от сегодняшней премьеры?
– Прекрасные. Делалось это с кровью, нервами, ругань была, но текст хороший. Чем текст лучше, тем сложнее. Времени было мало.
– Почему было мало времени?
– Так получилось. Авторы за две недели до сегодняшнего дня дали текст. Мы старались. Дата была уже назначена, машина закрутилась.
Григорий Гельфер, автор и художественный руководитель Театра:
− Концертная программа состояла в основном из новых номеров. Было определённое волнение. Что-то хорошо успели подготовить к концерту, за что-то есть переживания. Но в целом это событие, на мой взгляд, в очередной раз обозначило систему координат нашего существования в кругу людей, которых мы любим, которые нам дороги, которые ценят то, чем мы занимаемся. И мы, и они получили дополнительные стимулы для того, чтобы радовать друг друга по-прежнему.
– Какие номера вызвали наибольшее переживание? К каким было сложнее подготовиться?
– Мы очень переживали за монолог Вороны. На мой взгляд, над ним ещё надо работать, потому что слишком это сложная работа. Была большая нагрузка на Чепурняка, как актёрская, так и режиссёрская. Есть ещё ресурс для роста. Я не буду вдаваться в детали − если зрителям понравилось, что они видели, значит, мы будем считать, что чего-то главного добились
– Долго вы готовились к программе?
– Нет. Писали мы долго. Реальных репетиций было недели три.
– Вначале у вас была идея программы «Страна Астралия», потом вы всё переиграли. Почему?
– Не переиграли, просто кабаре назвали «Весёлый Песец». Формат кабаре остаётся. Как оно будет называться, мы решим. Любой из номеров, который был сегодня, вполне вписывается в кабаре. Вот «Украина и Россия» – кабаретный номер? Конечно. Или монолог Вороны, или песня про Барака Обаму. Если всё нормально сложится, то мы начнём работать программу с какой-то регулярностью, регулярно её обновляя. Вот, собственно, и всё.
От себя добавлю: Нет, не всё! Будем с нетерпением ждать очередного прихода «Весёлого Песца»! Следите внимательно!
12.01.2009
Автор: Ольга Медведева
Фото: Дмитрий Николаев

Exercise knee sleeves are a fitness accessory regularly worn in sports where strong and wholesome knees are necessary for efficiency.
They’re generally used in actions like basketball, weightlifting, and running.
These sleeves are produced from flexible supplies designed that present a comfortable fit round your knees with out proscribing motion, providing compression and heat to the joint.
Knee sleeves are not to be confused with knee braces, which work to stabilise the joint and are usually used to provide help or restrict movement while an damage heals.
While knee sleeves do offer assist, they’re generally rather more versatile, and
likewise shield the knees from potential injury whereas allowing full range
of movement.
When looking for a knee brace you need to maintain a
few issues at the forefront of your mind. Let’s go over the details to think about so
that you simply get the right knee sleeve on your situation. The NEENCA knee brace is not any
joke with some options that make them stand out from the crowd.
Gymreapers is a well-known name within the weightlifting accessory house
as they proceed to put out quality products that lifters love.
Made with one hundred pc Neoprene these sleeves fit properly due to an anatomically contoured
design that allow the sleeve to fit snugly
in place throughout your powerful training classes. Then, for
extra intense and heavy training activities, you’ll most
undoubtedly need the 7mm sleeves. However second to neoprene are
polymers like spandex, silicone, and nylon that are extra stretchable and
flexible than neoprene.
Some athletes may not benefit from the elastic feel throughout the pores and skin at first, as
it’s far rougher than what you’d discover across the
interior of a standard neoprene sleeve. If you’re simply getting used to knee sleeves, it
might be a great practice to start mild, and these 3mm options from Rehband Rx could be
excellent for these needs. The contoured design permits for
a seamless fit, and the 3mm thickness provides ample support that isn’t overwhelming or constricting for newcomers.
I really like these Rehband Rxs for CrossFit modalities, or days that I know won’t be too aggressive in terms of heavy hundreds.
Pro-Tec Athletic Gel Pressure knee assist sleeve
is for recovery and support and does a decent job of decreasing pain.
For instance, in case your pal wears measurement L,
but their sleeves really feel too tight, and you can barely
get them over your knees, think about XL. For instance, the 7 mm knee sleeves by Gymreapers come with reinforced stitching and a 1-year replacement guarantee.
Additionally, because of their elastic properties, knee sleeves stretch and
retailer some potential energy, which can help you
spring out of the bottom position of a squat extra easily.
This could be extremely useful when you’re doing a ton of reps as quick as potential.
This swelling might develop steadily and turn out to be extra noticeable
over time. MCL accidents can range from delicate sprains to complete tears, and
a correct recovery is crucial to forestall more harm and restore
mobility. This is a gentle MCL sprain, where the ligament is stretched however not torn.
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Runners with pain from repetitive motion and overuse of muscle tissue may respect the DonJoy Anaform,
which addresses common jogging ailments like shin splints.
This is along with building from stretch neoprene which is produced from
a mix of polyester and nylon for straightforward upkeep.
This knee brace is perfect to wear when you have a torn ACL,
LCL, MCL, meniscus tear and even tendonitis.
Due to its heavy-duty building, it’s in a position to offer improved knee
movement and flexibility while guaranteeing that it stays in place all day.
You’ll even be glad to know that this knee brace is made with an inflatable brace for complete patellar, medial
and lateral help.
Usually, knee sleeves are obtainable in either 5
or seven-millimeter thickness. The five-millimeter knee sleeves are versatile and useful for many sports since they still permit for a good range
of motion. A seven-millimeter knee sleeve is sweet
for somebody who plans to energy raise and needs extra help.
If you would possibly be suffering from Arthritis pain, you need a stretchable knee support that evens out stress round your knee joint.
For knee arthritis, braces relieve ache by taking pressure off of the elements of the bones that are most broken. They provide stability
that allows you to stroll farther comfortably, stand, and
transfer round more confidently. A compression knee sleeve is usually finest for skiers with
delicate knee ache or these on the lookout for a low-level of preventive
support. 7mm knee sleeves are usually most popular for heavy lifting
as a end result of they offer more assist however can lack in flexibility.
You will maintain this position for five seconds earlier
than returning to the upright position at the identical controlled pace.
Repeat the method no less than ten times earlier than transferring on with the the rest of your day.
As time goes on and as you bowl more and more eventually you might notice that your knee begins to protest the treatment it
has been constantly put under. Sophia is a registered nurse and skilled author primarily based out of Northeast Florida.
There’s a six-month money-back guarantee, and because of
the premium materials it’s produced from, it is a durable
option you can trust. It is essential to understand the difference between knee braces and knee
compression sleeves earlier than buying so you don’t find yourself with the wrong product for your needs.
Braces supply a component of structural assist that sleeves don’t, says Dr.
Raynor. The rigid parts in knee braces prohibit the knee’s movement and stabilize it, which is why they’re beneficial for post-injury and post-surgery help.
Unless someone is aware of one thing is happening with their
knee, a knee brace won’t be very helpful. Shock Doctor’s Knee Stabilizer can fit left
or proper knees and is made with an anatomically-minded, pre-curved form and
strengthened with aluminum stays for added stability. The brace also
features upper and decrease straps to assist guarantee a snug, custom-made
match. As A Substitute, neoprene provides thermal compression for recovery support.
What’s extra, this compression sleeve is made with
a breathable, moisture-wicking material that facilitates ventilation to stop warmth buildup.
The UFlex Athletics knee sleeve earns our vote for greatest general for its excessive customer scores and its mixture of both consolation and support for a spread of physical and exercise actions.
While I don’t suggest shopping for a pair
of sleeves primarily based on looks alone, it’s simple to discover a pair that features and looks great.
I’ve been using these sleeves heavily since 2020, and they’ve carried out brilliantly whereas offering glorious durability.
Hinged braces give more advanced help and stability; however,
they are extra restrictive. These are sometimes used post-surgery or to help recovery from ligamentous accidents
to the knee. Most importantly, the sleeves are sturdy, holding up to wear and tear
out of your favourite game.
Plus, carrying a knee brace makes it simpler to begin moving early and
progressively get back to normal actions, making restoration smoother for people
with MCL injuries. Theresa Holland is an experienced writer with a background in well
being and health. For this roundup, she spoke with a private coach and researched the
assorted purposes and key features of knee braces.
This knee brace provides extra support and compression than thinner, more primary knee sleeves while remaining light-weight and fairly versatile like other knee sleeves.
The ProTec Premium knee brace offers compression and assist
with a contoured design and a gel oval that covers the patella.
This knee sleeve comes at a better price point than some of the different options, however
it also has a high-quality supportive design. Whether Or Not you’ve sustained an damage or try to
stop one, a knee sleeve or knee brace could be a helpful and practical item.
Knee sleeves assist to provide assist and stability to the knees and the muscles surrounding
them. There are many various kinds of knee sleeves obtainable for buy, and finding the best knee sleeve for your
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As a certified personal trainer and well being and health writer for Health,
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He recommends products which are dependable, snug,
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Compare our number of the best knee sleeves beneath based mostly on key specs.
Nevertheless, I don’t suggest these for lifters, especially these pushing
heavy weights.
Additionally, increased support and stability might help
during injury restoration. The TheraICE sleeves are a novel addition to this list as a result of, not
like the others, you don’t use these while coaching.
While the PowerLix sleeves do a great job of creating warmth, they’re extra breathable than others.
In other words, you won’t expertise the same stage of warmth or sweat as you do in neoprene sleeves.
Constructed with a mix of nylon and spandex, the PowerLix sleeves are stretchy and very comfortable.
They go on simply and are held in place with silicone strips on the top and backside.
‘Knee sleeves should fit snuggly; you need to undoubtedly know they’re
there and they’re not something you would simply leave on all day.
On the flip side they shouldn’t be so tight that they trigger your feet or shins to begin tingling or change color,’
says Iskandarani. You know what you’re getting with Gymshark
— no-nonsense equipment that delivers. At 3mm they’re better suited to basic coaching or those who weight
practice intermittently. From blown-out ACLs (ouch) and meniscus tears to irritating
twinges, there’s myriad methods you’ll find a way to expertise pain or discomfort
in your knees as an athlete.
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The cold, wet environment of the slopes calls for a brace that’s produced
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Look for braces with strongly strengthened hinges, sturdy
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This can cause the barbell to fall out of 1 hand quicker, torquing your again. Watch Jeff Nippard
explain a few of the most common faults when deadlifting.
And then there are numerous variations utilizing dumbbells, kettlebells, bands, and chains.
Your hips ought to be slightly larger than the knees and your spine ought to be neutral.
The deficit deadlift might be one of the best variation, so you’ll use this motion extensively.
To carry out one, you simply stand on an elevated as you carry out the raise.
This will increase the range of motion whereas also placing your physique in a means that forces you to improve the pushing part of the deadlift.
Obviously, any deadlift program goes to have a deadlift.
If you’re unfamiliar with this grip, just take a significantly
wider grip than you often do. Usually, it’s easiest to put your index fingers on the widest
smooth rings (hash marks) on the barbell. You need greater than plain old squats, lunges, and deadlifts if you need to construct the glutes of your dreams.
While these exercises do involve your glutes, other
workout routines work your butt more successfully, and in my experience, those listed
on this article are among the many best.
A former British Royal Marine, health club owner, and health skills assessor, he’s devoted
to delivering informative, reliable content material.
In addition, Patrick is an skilled author who has authored three fitness and train books, dozens
of e-books, hundreds of articles, and a variety of other fitness movies.
He’s not just an armchair fitness expert; Patrick
practices what he preaches! He has competed at a high degree in quite a few sports activities, including rugby, triathlon, rock climbing,
trampolining, powerlifting, and, most just lately, get up paddleboarding.
When not lecturing, coaching, researching, or writing, Patrick
is busy enjoying the sunny climate of Cyprus, where he has lived for the
final 20-years. Standard 45-pound Olympic barbell weight plates are 450mm/17.seventy two inches in diameter.
Historically, deficit deadlifts might be carried
out off a floor that’s anywhere from 2-4 inches tall.
Anthropometricallyspeaking, the bar nonetheless begins over mid-foot and beneath thescapulae.
This new exercise will problem you through what will
feellike a very long way to travel with the barbell off of the
ground. The fat bar deadlift is a wonderful variation if you want to challenge
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